giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

hesitashun:

i’ll let you sleep, i don’t want to be a bother 

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

precocious:

you shouldn’t wait for new year to make a resolution, because if you want to do something then you should just do it. waiting for new years is just an excuse for procrastinators. 

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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